“We’ve been leaving milk out for Santa for hundreds of years. An 8-ounce glass of milk has 8 grams of protein. I’m bad at math, but 8 times a few hundred years, times the number of people who celebrate Christmas—which is, I don’t know, like 40 billion—that’s a LOT of protein.He’s scaling chimneys, carrying so many gifts, and drives a sleigh that can fly. Just picture this man in an ice bath at the North Pole. He’s super jacked, arm vein included.”
Mary Beth Barone proved her theory to America and found the real Santa at the Swole Santa Contest in New York.
